I can’t even write about it! It’s too devastating.
THE ONION America’s Finest News Source has coverage here.
HAHAHA! ok i had to read this because my friend owns an IHOP in Staten Island, and i was just drawn to this. this guy is fucking ridiculous, like come on now, was all that necessary? i hope when i’m 53 years old, i will have better things to do than nail 95 comment cards to the door of IHOP. i highly doubt IHOP will suffer from this though. “I stormed from the wicked place without settling my bill, finally realizing what I must do: devote my life to bringing down the House of Pancakes.” this guy is a fuckin drama queen. that comment alone makes me wanna devote my life to hunting him down and nailing a comment card with my own two cents on it to his forehead. ok i can go on forever so i’m just gonna end it on that note.
Perhaps you should read some more Onion articles before you go hunting this dude down. It may give you a better understanding of the way The Onion does business! The Onion America’s Finest News Source
ohhhh haha now i get it. whoops. sad thing is the shit is believable because there are some crazy ass people out there that would do this.
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