One day a Catholic Priest was walking down the street and saw a little girl on her front porch with a box of newborn kittens.
The little girl said, “Hello Father, these are Catholic kittens.”
The Priest said, “That’s nice, Bless you child.”
A week later the Priest saw the little girl again with the box of kittens and said, “How are the little Catholic kittens doing?”
The little girl said, “They are not Catholic kittens anymore, they are Athiest kittens now.”
The Priest said, “What happened?”
The little girl said, “Their eyes opened.”